I was born in San Diego, California, on 17 September 1986 and moved to Northern Ireland in 1999 to live with my mother and step-father.
After university I worked in marketing before becoming personal assistant to a company director.
Today I live near Belfast with my partner Alex (of whom more in “The Pussy Conundrum”) and our two highly trained boxer dogs.
Studied at Wallace High, Lisburn, University of Ulster (Communications, Advertising and Marketing), Queen’s University, Belfast, (English).
Previously educated at Washington Elementary and San Diego High.
Star sign: Virgo
Height: 5’7” (1.70 m)
Weight: 110 lbs. (49 kg)
Vital statistics: 34-22-34
Dating: Both men and women, though not currently.
Interests: Tae Kwon-Do (black belt 7th dan), swimmingand sun-bathing naked (in California, duh!), diving, modelling, dancing (including pole and striptease), ice hockey, movies, music, writing, reading, travel and having sex in public places (Bisexual).
Languages: English, German, French and Spanish.
Best qualities: Open-mindedness, sense of humour, willingness to please, warm and loving nature.
Worst faults: Promiscuity, impatience (“Can we fuck now and eat later?”), making a lot of loud noise during sex, sometimes too submissive for my own good.
Favourite people: My mom, dad, brother, step-dad, Alex Menary (She is the best thing to ever happen to me), Scarlett Johansson, Skin Diamond and all fans of my writing.
Favourite foods: Pizza, steak, lasagne, ice cream.
Favourite drinks: Vodka, gin and tonic, Californian white wine, Coca-Cola, Weihanstephaner Weizen Kristall.
Most admired qualities in others: Wealth, beauty, intelligence, sexiness, strength of character, kindness.
Other likes: Dogs, skimpy dresses, miniskirts, going commando, high heels, daytime quickies, kissing, threesomes (MFM, FFM and FFF), humanism, stand-up comedy, have I mentioned “being fucked” somewhere already.
Dislikes: Arrogance, bullying, religion, intolerance.
I may be 30 today but I still got it! Still hoping for that elusive millionaire(ss) to snap me up on a permanent contract (marriage).
Suki says: “I’m worth it even at thirty!” Blonde me does have more fun!
I don’t look a day over 29 and I don’t feel I’m over the hill yet. Still, I’m having no more effing birthdays.
The true horror of ageing hits home! I refuse to be mature and sensible. I simply refuse!