Typical man – It’s true! Whenever I’m blonde men do pay more attention to me than they do when I have dark hair. It’s a fact of life, I guess. I’ll just have to learn to live with it or spend more time as a blonde.
It’s all about me – I have to look after my physical attributes as they can make the difference when the prizes are handed out. Well, I say prizes. I really mean the money, you know.
Suki might not fuck a duck – These guys were quackers. They actually thought I was being sarcastic when I asked them to wait a minute until I’d finished eating before having sex with them.
A man who knows what he wants – I admire a man who knows what he wants and doesn’t let anything stand in his way of getting it, especially if what he wants is me.
Cum for Suki – Another bad shot who sprays his cum everywhere but down my throat where it belongs.
Artistic licence – When this guy stopped me in the street and offered me money I naturally assumed he intended fucking me. Making me sit still in this position for three hours was not really what I agreed to.
The price is right – Charging by size may be fair but I’d really be inclined to charge more for a dick that doesn’t satisfy me rather than for a dick that does.
Domestic violence – It would amaze you the number of people who will pay you to chastise them. Better to keep violence in the family where it belongs.
Beware. Dangerous pussy – It’s not true at all. My pussy is kind and loving. A friendly, caring pussy always willing to put out the welcome mat.
The dangers of getting caught in the act – A little infidelity can be a dangerous thing. At least here I’m consistently unfaithful with the same guy.
Time for a quickie – There is a certain thrill about being fucked mercilessly in a public toilet. Hard to beat if you’re with the right guy.
One in, one out – Sometimes guys may get the impression that they are on a conveyor belt. Is it my fault if more than one man wants me?
It’s the tiny pricks that fuck you – Don’t worry. I don’t rely only on condoms to make sure I don’t get pregnant.
First impressions – Guys with tons of muscles rarely have a dick to match. It’s the big penis guy who will win the contest every time.
Dynamite action – Another example of the genre. The Alpha Male who isn’t. He thinks he’s got it all but when we probe beneath the posing pouch it’s a different story.
Suki is better than viagra – It’s nice to be the cause of a resurgent sexual prowess in the elderly, even if he did take me by surprise.
Suki flaunts her pussy – How was I to know I’d dialled the wrong number or that the guy on the other end of the line was partially deaf? I am good at phone sex though, aren’t I?
Any excuse – See pole, will dance. Sometimes it’s easy to forget where you are on the London Underground.
Dad’s the boss – I hate it when people blow their smoke over me too, even if they have just fucked me into Bliss Central.
Strip and poke her – OK, I always deliberately lose at strip poker anyway. This guy had no need to cheat. I just love being naked and looked at.
Too sexy for the office – No one deliberately sets out to give someone a heart attack. I’m definitely not to blame for this.
You have to choose one – I agree with this. Choose me!
I want half of everything – I think I was being a bit unreasonable here. Fortunately, I managed to retract my demands before he drove into the concrete bridge support. It was a close shave though. He stopped the car with just inches to spare.
Automatic pilot – It’s easy to be distracted when an almost completely naked girl is lying on the grass in front of you. It was a case of the mower, the merrier, I guess.
An orgy in the making – And a good time was had by all!
Old habits die hard – Sorry! I must have had a flashback to those porn movies where, after a gangbang, the guys stand around you with their dicks pointing at your face. It was a reflex action and the end of my TV presenting career.
Rat race – There’s nothing like being prepared when you just know what’s coming your way.
Naughty shark – I was playing my part in Porn Jaws XV real well until the fake shark just got too horny.
Suki’s shot at a Prince – It’s the old, old story of a girl and her frog. Guys will spin you any shit to get you to take your clothes off for them.
A test for Suki – So, I’m a willing volunteer. What of it?
Wanna fuck me, honey? – I could be pussy penduluming in a gymnasium near you!
Suki’s dilemma – I think the equation is: Suki + Blonde hair + naked = More sex. Or would you fuck me anyway?