Head banger – Yes, I do have a tendency to make the same mistake over and over again. When will I ever learn?
Dick worship – I couldn’t agree more with my fellow dick worshipper. She sums up my feelings exactly.
Bed wetting problem – I blame the parents. The girl should have her nose rubbed in it. She should be made to wash the sheets. She should get electric shock potty training. Oh, it’s her brother’s bed. That explains it. My heroine!
Long term cleaning job – It’s my new Polish maid. She’s very conscientious, very thorough. Also very slow, though.
Mermaid Me – I love my tail in this. It’s so real looking. I wonder if I’ll make it home in time to be the tea?
School bully – I was bullied at school until I learned to stand up for myself and fight back.
Uni bully – It was the same at University until I learned to do what the pretty blonde wanted me to.
Kick off – Later on I didn’t take shit from anyone, including my coach.
The two faces of S and M – I guess I can be both tough and dominant as well as gentle and submissive. It all depends which hat I’m wearing at any one time.
Mouse promotes “The Pussy Pendulum” – I hired this mouse to do promotional work on my novel. This is all he does. Where are the press releases, the billboards, the sexy stunts?
Bouncebackability – I’m nothing if not resilient. You just cannot keep me down and neither can I!
Very kissable – Don’t you just love it when some woman you hardly know grabs you and kisses you passionately? It happens to me all the time.