The Pussy Pendulum
by Suki Jensen-Ramirez
Follow me on my roller-coaster ride to Sexual Armageddon. A genre-busting erotic comedy that brings virtual Dolby Surround into the sexual arena (there’s a lot of screaming)!
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Suki Jensen-Ramirez
Did I really have to have that tattooed on my butt? I still can't sit down, you know.
Yes. Kissing it better does help, actually.
There is going to be a lot more kissing before we're done. Pucker up y'all.
Yummy, that lip gloss is just scrumptious.
Strange but true 1. Not all pussies want to be kissed.
Strange but true 2. Ballet counts as a mixed martial art.
Three doesn't have to be a crowd, people.
Hmmmhhh! Very interesting, I'm sure. Now let's get back to the pussies.
She could play the tuba too with that technique but it wouldn't produce such nice sounds.
If she wants to play the air guitar in bed nobody should stop her.
Watch out for some dodgy punchlines, darlings.
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