No more late-night Bratwurst for me! – One of my stranger nightmares! I think this may have been prompted by the US Presidential election result.
Access all areas – I’m bound to deserve this for my many misdeeds in the past.
Bad company – I keep meeting the wrong guys. How is a girl to know who is normal and decent these days?
Spur of the moment – Yes, pick me up and fuck me against the wall. I’m so totally OK with it.
Your sex slave – Tempted? Use me, Master. Exactly as you wish!
Choose me – Maybe you prefer your babes to be sweet and innocent!
Unveiling Suki – Best get out my best features first, eh?
Embracing Destiny – She had such small breasts but such a sweet mouth.
Bar Lesbia – An historic themed lesbian pub sees me pull pints with the best of them.
I got you – I think I prefer you to the car, honey.
I need a rub-down – Any takers?
One honk for “Yes” – Sex together should be fun.
Pool rendez-vous – A nervous swimming mate.
She’s in hot water – A quick seduction – tits first.
Getting together – We’re making progress.
Bedtime – There comes a time when actions speak louder than words.
A morning stroll – Cracked it! Whooo!
Three’s a crowd – Looks like I’ve fucked my chances with Blue then.
Up for a threesome – By contrast, this girl seems really ripe for some fun.
Three-way kissing – Let’s just slobber over one another!
Devouring the newbie – One of us for each end. Isn’t she the lucky one?
Hot tea, anyone? – Sorry, I mean hottie, anyone?
Suki’s cubist phase – I seem to have developed a few sharp corners, but I hope I can still make a good impression.
Suki, the BDSM girl – Fuck me against this wall if you want to, honey.
Super Suki – The mask doesn’t really hide my identity. I suspect the tits give me away.
Of course, I’m ready – Ready for more rampant lesbian sex? You bet, honey.
Getting wet together – Oooh, fancy meeting you here!
Just can’t wait – Out of the pool and heading straight for the pussy!
Kissing my girlfriend underwater – I wonder how long she can hold her breath. Long enough for me to explore her hidden depths, I hope.
Punished for parking – Of course, I deserve it. I dented his car, he’s denting me. Seems fair to me!