Why are you pissing on me, Mom? – Just because she hasn’t done her homework there’s no reason to dish out a golden shower as punishment, is there?
Broken shower – Surely there must be an easier solution to the problem of a broken shower!
Pissing in the rain – You might as well. No one is going to notice in the circumstances.
On the spot relief – She’s the free-spirited type of girl we all wish we were. It’s what the back garden is for.
Back to the wall – She always pees here which is why the vegetation has died off.
Cement mixer – Someday all this land will be green and she will have contributed to it.
Double pee – A quality piss can bring such joy to the pisser.
Dilute to taste – So refreshing to drink from the fountain of youth.
Thirst quenching – Your wee is like draft Champagne!
Sprinkler – She put on leathers specially for this.
Pee drinkers anonymous – When you find a good source you share it with your twin sister.
Good shot – Drink up! It’ll soon be last orders.
Pissing in the bath – I blame overcrowded toilets in the Third World!
Former toilet – There used to be a Portaloo right at this spot.
Pissing in the wind – I think there may be a backdraft, honey.
Low self-esteem – Feelings of inadequacy in social situations can lead to this.
Outdoor wee – She’s a nudist and spontaneous. Who are you to judge?
Communing with nature – A flower grows wherever she goes.
Girl by the river – She’s French.
Tributary – The Thames has to start somewhere.
Watering the cactus – Golden showers, anal … You name it, she does it!
Blonde in the garden – Those ferns didn’t get that big without help.
Blonde on grass – After a few months with the new sprinkler system this place will be a perfect bowling green.
Happy pee – Irrigation is the key to happiness.