Who dropped the blonde bombshell? – Oooh, my brain is hurting from the sheer strain of being blonde and walking, both at the same time!
Out for a stroll – I’ve forgotten to put on my skirt again, haven’t I?
Come in, Number 23 – OK, big guy, I’m impressed. So fuck me!
You came upon me – Fill me up, guys. I could use an oil change too.
Statistics don’t lie – I’m glad that I’m first in the queue.
More black cock on offer – Not everyone wants to fuck me. How weird is that?
Withdrawal symptoms – Even one day without dick and I’m on edge!
Suki always pays her debts – I owe, I owe, it’s off to work I go!
Contrasting fortunes – Not everyone is as up-front and honest as me. I guess what goes around comes around.
Suki’s bathtime – Luckily the blonde hair colour leaves me immune to any nasty thoughts or suspicions.
Cop out – I’m going to have to arrest myself for being too sexy. Oooh, that was a long sentence.
Hippy chick – This purple ribbon should hold my brain in place, for a while at least.
Like to see me dance? – Fortunately it doesn’t require any brain-power to flash my tits.
Going out of my mind – I never said we could share sex toys. She will have to come quietly!
A magical encounter – Guy or doll, it don’t matter as long as we have sex and plenty of it!
Suki and Sue – Dancing is alright but I’d really rather fuck.
The plot thickens – Well, I never said my life wasn’t complicated, did I? Funny how it becomes more complex the more frequently I’m blonde!
I have a purpose – Keeping my rich boyfriend’s head sheltered and warm is my new role. In particular I must shield his bald patch from public scrutiny!
Turkish delight – Some guys will go to any lengths, won’t they?
I always get it the wrong way – Blonde me is just a disaster zone really.
Suki must burn – Luckily for me I managed to turn this situation around in the nick of time, not so much by logical argument but by being blonde and cute and, oh yes, fucking.
The dealer wins – I always lose at strip poker but then I win, so it’s good to lose, I guess.
No competition – I like a guy who understands my needs and gives me free rein to pursue them.
Mermaid me – You can call me “fish-cakes” if you want.
I’m the Queen of Hearts and Tarts – Do you think I’m overgilding the lily here?
Giving head – This seems to be working out in favour of both parties.
Ride me, cowboy – Those reins are in your hands, honey. Go for it!
Suki tries it on with Red – Central heating is such a blessing when it’s snowing outside. One would be frozen otherwise.
Let it go – No, I’m not talking about pussy. Hold onto that.
Making a connection – Oh, those double-headed dildos are great.
Sexually satisfied – Aaaahhh! A nice snuggle to round things off!
Plucking my heartstrings – Ooops! I spoke too soon. Even as a blonde I’ve got hidden depths, obviously.