She’s ready to blow – So, I’m never going to work on a cruise ship again. This was my colleagues’ idea of a joke. Fuck them! It wasn’t funny at the time and it still isn’t now.
Never sneak up on a Suki – Instant justice for this prankster. You really don’t want to mess with me.
The sword of Suki – I may look sweet and cuddly but this sword is sharp, guys.
Boop-oopi-doop – Ooohhh! Back to being ultra-feminine again.
Piss on my tits – It’s a game we girls play. I’m not sure that I’m winning.
Afternoon clit – I think we’re both winning here.
Breast before – It’s nice to be stroked when you’re sucking.
It’s for my own good – I’ll suck so much harder next time.
Eat my pussy – Just how I like it.
Water tight – What a scrumptious face!
You little grinder – It’s miller time.
A kiss in time – Very tongue in cheek!
Making friends – Sea horse, ride horse, I’d say.
Beach bitch Suki – I’m ready for the waves.
“It doesn’t say anything about not fucking the lifeguard” – If that’s not listed it must be OK.
In my element – I’m just a reverse cow-girl at heart!
Busy beneath the surface – My left hand is working wonders for this guy.
She does the talking – And wrist exercises while I do the sucking. It’s a division of labour that suits us both.
Drowning in sweat? – This is one possible solution.
One too many – There was real team spirit among us girls in Amsterdam.
Well-trained pet – The guy who trained this dog knew what he was doing. Can you beam me up, Scotty?
Girl talk – When we get together over a coffee us girls talk about nothing but sex, honestly.
“He likes ribs too” – The guy in charge of this harem is fond of tits and camel toes but is also partial to a McRib! Bonus time!
Attention seeker – I love it when the ceiling fan loses its self-control. Somehow I get noticed more.
Space Girl – Intergalactic sex is still sex and I’m all excited at the thought of those Klingons.
She who must be obeyed – What’s the matter, honey? Don’t you like the atmosphere?