Banging Suki – OK, I have an eager pussy. It needs to be constantly squelching. So lock me up for creaming!
Happy New Year – If my eyes are watering then my ass must be taking one for Team Me. I suppose one should start the year the way one means to go on.
Riding high – Something has gone to my head and I don’t think it has anything to do with these clowns.
Rhythm method – Equilibrium at last!
I’ve been tinted – As long as my pussy is happy I don’t care.
Optimum presentation – The tits have to be just right.
Splashdown – Well, bless my cotton socks. We have a result!
Toilet training – Unorthodox teaching methods, I must admit, but they seem to be working.
Trouble ahead – I think I’m dreading what happens next.
I’m doing my best – This is more me, but still under pressure to perform.
Our best friend – Well, everyone knows that I love animals, including the animals!
Giving me a lift – A guy who can multi-task – now there’s a novelty!
Thumb therapy – This is the only massage I need.
Private health insurance – There is something to be said for it.
Hello, Pharaoh honey – I love cosplay and being photographed in front of Egyptian posters.
I love the night – Your blood or your money, honey. Your choice!
Top off – Whoops! I’m displaying my wares again.
Triple pussy – If you have any sense you’ll choose the one in the middle.
Savage Suki – I think I need more than a phallic symbol today, boys!
Form a queue – Well, this is my kind of lunch break.
Staff canteen – I’ve got to keep my employees contented.
Instant karma – Exotic sex slaves are always the best.
You lift me up – I’m liking where her other hand is.
Sexy yoga – My pupil is a fast learner.
Girl talk – What’s better than a lesbian twosome? A lesbian threesome.
Gypsy, the pirate – See, you can have sex on an old toboggan.
Touchdown – It looks like we both scored in the tub.
Reverse gear – I have a feeling Mr Rick Shaw reckons he’s pulled us both and is now taking us home for some shank redemption.
Honesty, the best policy – No boss could resist blonde Me.
My tits can sing – If they get wet before or after midnight there’s no telling what they might do.