Suffer bitch – A portable scaffold for the girl who is going places.
You got me – Looks like I’m not going anywhere soon.
The dungeon in the basement – Don’t you dare brick me up in here, guys! Guys?
Double whipped – My only hope is to fall through the dodgy floorboards.
In the woods – I’m OK as long as these trees don’t move further apart.
Bum note – Fuck me! Is this guy accurate!
Reverberation – At least I know who I’m dealing with – the guy from Phantom of the Opera’s coal-mining brother.
Pussy whipping – Thank goodness my left hand is taking some of the pain.
Reflex action – Most of these shots are straight on the pussy.
That’s sore – I’ll try blocking him with my ankle.
Stop that – Best to crawl away, I guess.
Another blow – My right hand is no match for him either.
Swing hard – I thought being a moving target would make it more difficult.
The treatment – They want to withdraw me gradually from the beatings.
Reserve striker – Oh, no. They’ve brought in a reserve to start again.
Purely belt her – There must be a better way to earn a living!
Naughty girl – Fuck! You can swing a cat in here!
Back attack – At least they’re giving my ass a rest.
Taking turns – German Army training hasn’t changed much over the years.
Tummy trouble – Couldn’t I just do yoga instead?
Tit whack – Somebody wasn’t breast-fed for long enough, I reckon.
The next door neighbours – They seemed such a nice couple when I first met them.