Shy dancer – There. No one could possibly recognise me now. I can be as sexually precocious as I want.
Suki’s audition – Wiggling my bits is what I’m good at. If that’s all it takes, Royal Ballet here I come.
Lap dance – Jeez, these Laps are a demanding lot!
The only way is up – You gotta reach for your goals.
Move to the groove – A pity that my hair dipped into that tin of red paint.
Last veil – I hope I can loosen this knot before the music stops.
Tartan taster – Believe it or not this is a one-piece swimsuit I’m wearing.
Carnival Queen – I decided on a little something understated for my on-street dancing.
Angry Suki – Artistic differences with my choreographer have soured things.
Secretary Sukitep – She went on to marry her boss who she covered in nuts and chocolate. His name was Pharaoh Rocher.
Egyptian Barbie – All this bathing in milk has made me popular, especially with the milkman.
The perfect secretary – I’m so chirpy I’m bound to be a hit in the office today.
The boss’s treat – You want a piece of ass, you get a piece of ass, honey!
Spank your Suki – Some insecure female bosses need to tangibly demonstrate who is in charge. That’s fine by me.
Tits and ass – I’m just here to entertain you.
WWF – You take me on at your peril.
Fight night – That frock needs to be off-the-shoulder, honey.
Hotel room fuck – Here’s one for the lab.
A little help from my friends – Easy does it at the vet’s.
Get my meaning? – See my ass, fuck my ass!
I’m feeling a little horse – I’m right in my element again.
Premium cum – I just can’t get enough of it.
Donkey derby – Everyone has a special place where they feel they can belong. The longer the better.
Checking the goods – I suppose this will have to do.
Cling on – We seem to have reached a mutually beneficial understanding.
First date feeling – Pleased to meet you, sugarlump.
Taking work home – We have the whole weekend to ride together.
Nobody wants me – When it comes to love I can’t help feeling that I’m missing out.