Passion corner – Sometimes an irresistible urge comes over you and you just have to give in to it.
Kissing the au pair – Blonde me believes in plucking a fruit that is ripe.
Kissing Suki – I just didn’t have time to take off my trainers.
Optics on tap – A great vintage and so good for the skin, darling.
Ready for anyone – A quick change of hair colour and I’m ready for the road.
A bedtime snack – A late-night bite will never be refused.
The pillow likes me – At least I have one friend in the house.
Vamping it up – Going out for a meal can be a spur of the moment decision.
Going batty – Being cooped up in the castle for too long is not good for the mental equilibrium.
Infrared – I could be just an ordinary businesswoman.
Once bitten – There’s a cure for every ailment, I’m sure.
Fuck off, Adam – This is my apple and with a dick that small no way am I gonna let you have it.
Bikini dawn – I love a nice dishevelled blonde first thing.
Inducting my secretary – A blonde temp at the office attracts my attention.
Tongues go deep – Temps don’t have to be blonde to be noticed.
Lip sync – Well, this is cosy.
Pretty in pink – Looks like it’s getting serious.
Stroking pussies – It’s not just my neck that is enjoying this.
Satisfaction – Lovely panties but they’re going to have to come off.
Fat Suki? – Oh, no, I may be putting on weight!
Reserve ass space now – Book your spot while the going’s good.
Sharing the good things – A cock as long as my arm seems somehow so right when attached to a black George Clooney.
Crime and punishment – I guess we must be both winners.
Getting your money’s worth – I think these shackles really suit me. I should wear them more often.
Tinted love – I’m happy to be a helpless plaything but I just look so much better in natural colours.
Suki needs to be subdued – Blondie is so caring. She thinks of everything.
My kinda nightclub – These hen night theme parties usually go like clockwork and tonight is no exception.
Gypsy to the rescue – My look-alike girlfriend also always has my best interests at heart.
Just chilling – When she puts her ear to my cunt she can hear the sea and it helps her to nod off.
The perils of being Suki – I’d say it’s going to be a lot later judging by this guy’s past history.
Dating fun – Blondie arrives just in time to watch us finish off a bondage session.
Kidnapped – I’m only trying to please these guys. What are they complaining about?
Anonymous support – I wonder what he’s going to do next. I hope it involves fucking me as the bare minimum.
Just a normal day – Why is my boyfriend not turning a hair? Surely he doesn’t think I spend every day like this.
My problem – He knows what he’s doing but do I know what I’m doing?
Who has the problem now? – Well, this seems fair to me.