Red hot bottom – Yea, so he’s right-handed. Constipation, Mr Holmes!
Oh, sir! – Another perk of being a senior citizen, I guess.
Heavy-handed – Why hasn’t this guy pulled down my panties? Is he kinky or what?
Hard hitting – Oh, I think I’m going to pee in his face!
The dominant male – I think if I’m late for a date the guy has every right to show me who is boss.
I have no excuse – But guys can get too possessive of my butt.
An aid to memory – I have to care for my best asset even if nobody else does.
Doing me a favour – There is a happy ending, folks. I have an ass that everyone wants a piece of.
I deserve this – I’m lucky that my room mate helps train my ass when Uncle Joe is not around.
I’ve been naughty – In fact, most of my girlfriends seem to know instinctively when I need a good spanking.
Hey, baby – Some of my older female friends like to mother me. I just let them.
A dirty cunt – They’ll scrub my pussy for hours to get it clean.
Brushing up – It’s hard to beat a quick wash and brush up.
Bad PA – My female boss knows exactly how to buck my ideas up when she needs to.
Sorry for being late – My Mom, who is really glamorous by the way, is as skilled with a hairbrush as anyone I know.
A cheap imitation – WonderSuki is no match for the real McCoy.
She’s like this with everybody – I’m just in awe of my College lecturer. Boy, could she keep class discipline.
Anyone for tennis? – The regime at massage school was just as tough.
Spank me – How true this is!
It’s what my ass is for – I revel in it, honestly.
Asking for it – She got me on my hottest spot. Yesss!
The bum beat – It’s a samba, no, it’s a rumba!
Slug it out – That’s above the waistline, honey? No way!