I’m always ready for it – Can’t you tell? It’s the way I walk.
I’m only here to serve coffee – What gave him the idea he could do that?
Cream, sir? – Adding a little flavour to the Nescafé.
It doesn’t take much – The merest hint of romance and I’ll drop my panties.
Give me a ride – That’s a big thumbs-up from me.
Is that for me? – It’s the effect I usually have.
Loving care – I know what men like.
There’s a fish nibbling my ass – No, I’m not a mermaid in this one but I’m certainly enjoying the nibbles.
Flower power – I’ve gone for the colourful hippy mermaid look.
Bronzed mermaid – Yes, you can get a tan underwater too.
Just floating – I know this is shellfish of me.
Time to rock – Lying at the bottom of the sea does not make me a wreck.
Meeting on the seabed – Thank goodness my friend showed up.
Roped in – I don’t think I really want to escape though.
A pathetic trick – What’s the point of a lesbian experience if you can’t talk about it?
Hypnotic pussy – You know you want to come inside me. You really do.
What have we here? – I think this is the cunt I’ve been looking for.
Whistle-blower – It’s only holding hands, for fuck’s sake!
Premeditated strike – We both knew this was going to happen.
Clubbing success – Dancing plus affection equals this.
This cunt has your name on it – I hope you can take the hint.
Suki, the Mexican Avenger – Two jugs of cold beer is easy for me to remember.
Pussy licking – How to train your cat.
Puppy fat – They keep popping out on me.