Rear view mirror – An ass says so much about a person, don’t you think? What does my ass say about me?
Soaking wet Suki – Sometimes I try not to be sexy and fail miserably.
I can’t help being hot – Have breakfast on me.
Steamy – Fuck! I even steam up the bathroom mirror all by myself.
I’ve been upskirted – What you see is what you get!
Maid up – I’m always ready to serve and so is my ass.
Pulling rank – One way or another I’m going to get banged.
Cooking up a treat – I’m dynamite in the kitchen.
A tip for housekeeping – Dollar bills would be preferable.
Penalty declined – Even my ass requires a rest from time to time.
Young blood – My boyfriend’s son is at me again. As a relief pitcher he’s pretty good.
Anal probe – Before he stepped up to the plate he obviously got confused about the rules.
A room with a view – It’s amazing how this girl has cured my vertigo with just a kiss.
Kissing cousins – I must pass on this cure to all my relatives.
Ride me, fat boy – I knew I was somebody’s bitch.
A slave to cock – I seem to be calm but really I’m lovin’ it.
A coordinated effort – I’ve always been impressed by interior design.
Don’t want to give you up – Scrumptious!
Second hand spunk – I don’t care whose pussy it’s been in.
Pick me up from a bed of roses – Mid-air refuelling.
Ouch! – I asked for diesel but I guess I’ll have to settle for unleaded.
Right on the button – Press for service as often as you can.