The only way is up – I’m smiling in anticipation of being taken from behind by a dwarf, preferably the one out of Game of Thrones.
Welcome to Suki International Airport – Whoops! Ryanair flights have been delayed again. They’re in a holding pattern at the moment but at least one will have to be diverted.
Call me Miss – Today’s lesson will cover how to iron a satin blouse and a leather skirt.
Suki has been a bad girl – And then some! I think I’m best suited to giving students sinning lessons.
Suki and the wolf – This is as impromptu as it gets. What the hell! Just fuck me anywhere.
The ice-bucket challenge – Now he tells me! Oooohhh! I’m freezing!
The only cure – I think this may only be reinforcing the problem.
The Chairman’s only perk – I guess he has to have some little pleasure in life.
A working girl in Paris – My nipples are radiating out the message and the folks at the next table seem to be receiving it loud and clear.
A quickie in the alley – Not all the sex I had in Paris was glamorous.
Phone sex with Suki – Yes, I do have a tendency to drop things deliberately.
College boy cock for Suki – A fresh target for my scantily clad charms.
Take off your clothes – Wow! The proportions seem just about right to my untrained eye.
The big issue – Everyone at the office seems to know me so well.
One helluva spit roast – I’m going to unite the generations in the best way I know how.
Rip roaring fun – It won’t be just my hairs splitting!
Lips to the rescue – What would I do without a friend to comfort me?
What are my orders, sir? – Having indulged myself in a lesbian interlude it’s time for me to be dictated to by yet another man.
A change of outfit – I seem to have a way about me that can please men.
Worship slutty Suki – Yes, it’s the best place for a boss – at my feet!
Jungle fever – When it’s hot and steamy I generally succumb to the ambiance.
Rough threesome – These guys have no consideration for the salad in their sandwich.
Propping up the bar – I think my clothes have shrunk in the wash again.
Testing 1, 2, 3 – If only I could find the right formula to prevent me from bursting out all over.
My boyfriend’s son – Sometimes I probably do flaunt myself a bit too much. I know the kid appreciates it even if my boyfriend does not.
Pillow talk – Discussing it with a friend in bed seems to help.
Nurse Suki is at hand – There’s nothing quite like a freshly scrubbed penis. What a scrubber I am!
Today’s special – Moist pussy should be on offer every day.
Blurred lines – You have to be a quick change artist in this game.
My dumplings are steaming – A coating of sticky semen will slake their thirst.
Wishing you were here – Another call, another wank for someone out there.