A kiss between friends – What could be more natural? Is this how you make a Venetian blind?
No panties – Who needs them?
The tits have it – Wanna suck?
Jungle cunt – I’ve cleared this area specially for you.
Being prepared – This pussy is ready for anything.
I am an oil painting – I’ve had to pose so long like this that my pubes have regrown.
Bondage ready – My wrist- and anklets are in place for you to spreadeagle me.
Robot whores – I see high-tec sadism is your thing.
Hot threesome – Thank goodness my friend has the wit to distract me from the pain in my ass.
Getting stuck in – We seem to be getting somewhere.
Kitchen role – There isn’t a room in the house where I should not be fucked.
Drink and shower at the same time – So refreshing!
Lunch – I’m ravenous for pussy.
Dildo date – Hard but rewarding work.
Wet pussy – Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do, irrespective of location.
Nurse Suki – My suggestion for the new NHS uniform.
Party girl Suki – One should always choose one’s men to fit the mood of the moment.
A blonde moment – Well, I had to think of some way to keep him restricted to the bedroom.
Class act – Kids eh? Even eleven year olds are sexually aware.
Game time – Why mess around when you can go straight for the goal?
A blind date – So, my expectations exceeded the reality. Often happens that way.
Still life – Different folks want different strokes.
A musical interlude – If a guy can’t conduct himself in line with public demand then he’ll never have a hit, will he?
Suki, the rep – Sometimes undressing to impress is better, I guess.
That’s one big cunt – Smart ass neighbours I can do without.
Ankles away – On a cruise one has a captive audience and the variety is great, but there do have to be favourites.
For whom the bell tolls – Yes, give me a pole to dance around and no matter where it is I’ll go wild.
Size does matter – And outward appearances can be deceptive.
Phone business – True story, folks. I was that hooker.
Phone fix – Yes, Big John was even better. Frustration adieu!
Hot times – No, I’d never done it with a thermos before, but my friend blazed the trail.
Room service – What’s the point of having a room if you don’t get the service?
Public viewing – It was the first time I’d been a major tourist attraction. It won’t be the last.
What a relief! – It’s being blonde that does it. One can become completely irresponsible!