No sliding on the banisters – Perforating should get the message across. He’s here for a different kind of fun.

A taste of the whip – Is it the touch of my boot or the sight of my naked breasts giving this guy an erection?

Suki loves you – My special clients get to chew on my spurs.

Have a break – I’m not a complete bitch. If some guy has to pee then so be it.

Hairy moment – At last, a dick that knows what it’s doing.

Quite a mouthful – Oooh, I am a messy eater!

The joy of cock – It’s good to share.

What men are for – This seems reasonable.

Sand in your face – Maybe it is mean, but I couldn’t resist kicking sand in the face of a nine stone weakling.

I can resist no longer – Another random stranger succumbs to my charm offensive.

Done with love – She knows I love her and this is my way of showing it!

A pussy must be licked – Her way of showing blonde me may be better!