A subtle hint – Some people shake hands or kiss cheeks when they meet. Me, I just serve up what I know people want from me.
Just desserts – I guess I just get what’s coming to me!
Acrobatic suction – I’ll always bend over backwards to please.
In a perfect world – I would spend all day swinging between cock and pussy like a pendulum. Good idea for a novel there.
What an asshole! – Just another guy who prefers anus to cunt so that I have to look after myself.
Meet and greet – No sooner have I said “hello” than I get down to business.
Multi-tasking – I guess I could manage just one more.
Urgent attention – Late-comers should not miss out.
Wall flower – He sure had the bottle to approach me.
My daily facial – I’m not waitng a whole day for more of the same!
Hitting the spot – Oh, this will do in the meantime.
I’m coming – I could not survive without a string of orgasms.
Rhythm is the answer – There ain’t no stopping me now.
Sub-aqua sensuality – Water resistance is futile.
Seaside Suki – Who’ll be first? Man or seagull?
I’m tied up – Here is the noose. I hope you’re well-hung.
Portable Suki – I’m now available as a handy six-pack. You can fuck me six times before you release me. Or twelve, or eighteen. Whatever!
A firm grip – I’ll squeeze to please if you’ll kiss to bliss.
Saving you the bother – Why strain yourself when I can do it for you? God, you’re so big!
Loving touch – I’ll suck on this until next Tuesday.
My favourite tipple – Don’t you dare take it away.
A reciprocal agreement – One good turn deserves another.
All for me – I’ll manage these five with ease.
Shopping – I’m doing a grocery shop. How could you even imagine that I’m out hunting for more cock?