A subtle hint – Some people shake hands or kiss cheeks when they meet. Me, I just serve up what I know people want from me.

Just desserts – I guess I just get what’s coming to me!

Acrobatic suction – I’ll always bend over backwards to please.

In a perfect world – I would spend all day swinging between cock and pussy like a pendulum. Good idea for a novel there.

What an asshole! – Just another guy who prefers anus to cunt so that I have to look after myself.

Meet and greet – No sooner have I said “hello” than I get down to business.

Multi-tasking – I guess I could manage just one more.

Urgent attention – Late-comers should not miss out.

Wall flower – He sure had the bottle to approach me.

My daily facial – I’m not waitng a whole day for more of the same!

Hitting the spot – Oh, this will do in the meantime.

I’m coming – I could not survive without a string of orgasms.

Rhythm is the answer – There ain’t no stopping me now.

Sub-aqua sensuality – Water resistance is futile.

Seaside Suki – Who’ll be first? Man or seagull?

I’m tied up – Here is the noose. I hope you’re well-hung.

Portable Suki – I’m now available as a handy six-pack. You can fuck me six times before you release me. Or twelve, or eighteen. Whatever!

A firm grip – I’ll squeeze to please if you’ll kiss to bliss.

Saving you the bother – Why strain yourself when I can do it for you? God, you’re so big!

Loving touch – I’ll suck on this until next Tuesday.

My favourite tipple – Don’t you dare take it away.

A reciprocal agreement – One good turn deserves another.

All for me – I’ll manage these five with ease.

Shopping – I’m doing a grocery shop. How could you even imagine that I’m out hunting for more cock?