Keep me in a cage – I’m not standing for this! Well, I am, because she wants me to and the space is too narrow to lie down. But I’m only doing this because she promised to fuck me as well. It’s called compromise.

A little slap – Yes, Mistress. You are so right to slap me into submission.

A little tickle – Oooh, that turns me on!

Any which way you can – Just use me whatever way you want to, guys.

I’m such a bad person – More office blunders get me into trouble. It’s almost as if I were making all those mistakes deliberately.

I’m naughty – How dare I put up a struggle! You’re so right to punish me repeatedly.

The boss emphasises a point – Oh, yes! I agree completely.

Beating a babe like me – Fuck! Even the security staff are taking out their frustrations on me. I’ve a good mind to report them for bullying if they don’t stop soon!

He’s got my ass – Yes, I will go on a date with you. So, you can stop now.

Pussy-whipped by some cunt – What has this guy got against pussies and mine in particular?

What a great backhand – Shit! Even the Personnel Officer is at it.

Keep me down – Things don’t improve whenever I get home to my boyfriend!

Well, there’s charming – He carries on the argument even when we’re having sex!

You can’t shut me up – Fuck you! Strangle me all you want, I’ll still scream and shout if I wish.

In dominant mood – It’s payback time, guys. I hope you’re ready.