Cumtastic – You know how much I appreciate guys who shoot their loads onto my face and hair, don’t you? Really? That much?

Clubbing – I like to make a statement on the dance floor. Why else would I be there if not to put myself in the shop window?

I’ve got super tits – Yes, the see-thru top does help with advertising my special attributes.

Wanna feel? – One deft flick and they’re totally out. Free range squeeze bags.

Sex workers – Ah! The feel of cold wet glass on nipples and tongues! It makes you glad to be alive and behind the wheel, doesn’t it?

See these tits – It’s good to know that people are staring and want to get a closer look. It’s why they’re out there.

My pussy is waiting – It’s not like I’ve made a special effort or anything. But I’m not going to lie dripping in jewellery like this forever, you know.

Turned on – Pictures do get me excited. I just have to take my panties down and stick a finger in my asshole.

Starting young – I got my first martial arts lesson when I was three and haven’t looked back since.

Ouch! – Thank goodness this is a CGI still or I’d be a chinless wonder by now.

Fuck you – It’s a wise cameraman who zooms out.

Give him time to recover – Why should I? The bastard deserves all he gets!

Fuck off – No, you can’t have my Terracotta lion, Blondie.

Hey, baby – But you can have me!

I got your back, honey – Friends forever! It’s the least I could do after swallowing half your tunic.

My favourite sport – Ever get that feeling that you really belong somewhere?

Lick that pussy – It tickles, doesn’t it?

Preparing pussy – Who says one can’t enjoy a quick nibble in the kitchen? This snatch snack is one I prepared earlier.

Three pussy triangle – We exist in perfect harmony when we love our friends.

Dinner at the harem – Catching an octopus with my bare hands is not my idea of pre-dinner entertainment. Stick with the net, honey.

The girls are feeling sexy – Well, we have to amuse ourselves between clients somehow, don’t we?

Beaming mix-up, Scottie – You know if you’re standing too close to someone when you use the transporter to beam up in a Sci-Fi series you could end up in someone else’s clothes.