Cock seeker – When you are out for a late-night stroll and you come across this you just have to grab it.

Cock finder – Is it clear enough what I want him to do?

A girl does her best – These guys have got the message.

Breath control – Will he come before I run out of air? There’s one hell of a lot of swallowing to be done.

The generation gap – We were just on a different wavelength, I guess.

Teenage trouble – I usually got on well with elderly relatives when I was in my teens.

Hard to please – It seems I’m being blamed for something that isn’t my fault.

Pirate sex party – The main thing you have to do at an orgy is keep busy.

Swing my ass – I think animals tend to love me instinctively. I just have a way with asses.

Prude at work – The guy who drew me in these pictures really had a problem with bestiality. Either that or he was just jealous of dick size.

Circus talent spotter – You have sex with someone while someone else is watching and they just happen to want to sign you up for a live show afterwards. What are the chances?

Ready for the arena – Now this is the size of audience I prefer.

Nice pussy – Thank goodness I was able to relax backstage between shows.

Bondage DIY – Not every guy is willing to tie you up before fucking you. Sometimes I have to do the tying-up part myself.

Hammock time – Well, we were swinging anyway so we might as well introduce sex toys.

Finger licking good – It’s hard to beat the hands-on touch though.

I’m so into you – Fucking variety is important, I reckon.

Pleased to meet you – “Ahh, Suki!” It’s much better than shaking hands really.

How to be a lesbian – Some coffee mornings are more fun than others.

Three times the pleasure – We’re speaking in tongues again.

Blonde ambition – I’ll take affection wherever I find it.

Blonde Suki and the maid – Subliminal messages are really my thing.

Professional jealousy – The chain of command can sometimes be a little loose and confusing.

The new maid – We kept on the other maid as well, by the way.

My story – Yes, the new maid became my new girlfriend pretty quickly.

Shooting Suki – Unfortunately she didn’t last long.

Doggy passion – Well, one has to move on, doesn’t one? Those of you who have read my novel “The Pussy Pendulum” will realise that Kieran Fox was the last person I wanted to run into.

The most delicious pussy in the world – After a lot of hassle I managed to shake off Kieran and Gypsy was just the right person to revive me.

Fill that hole – No one can rim me better than Gypsy.

I’m a celebrity – And I just gotta get out of here.

Saving up for the back of this dress – This always was my best angle.

Still gasping for it – Tired but happy – the way a pussy should be!