Cock seeker – When you are out for a late-night stroll and you come across this you just have to grab it.
Cock finder – Is it clear enough what I want him to do?
A girl does her best – These guys have got the message.
Breath control – Will he come before I run out of air? There’s one hell of a lot of swallowing to be done.
The generation gap – We were just on a different wavelength, I guess.
Teenage trouble – I usually got on well with elderly relatives when I was in my teens.
Hard to please – It seems I’m being blamed for something that isn’t my fault.
Pirate sex party – The main thing you have to do at an orgy is keep busy.
Swing my ass – I think animals tend to love me instinctively. I just have a way with asses.
Prude at work – The guy who drew me in these pictures really had a problem with bestiality. Either that or he was just jealous of dick size.
Circus talent spotter – You have sex with someone while someone else is watching and they just happen to want to sign you up for a live show afterwards. What are the chances?
Ready for the arena – Now this is the size of audience I prefer.
Nice pussy – Thank goodness I was able to relax backstage between shows.
Bondage DIY – Not every guy is willing to tie you up before fucking you. Sometimes I have to do the tying-up part myself.
Hammock time – Well, we were swinging anyway so we might as well introduce sex toys.
Finger licking good – It’s hard to beat the hands-on touch though.
I’m so into you – Fucking variety is important, I reckon.
Pleased to meet you – “Ahh, Suki!” It’s much better than shaking hands really.
How to be a lesbian – Some coffee mornings are more fun than others.
Three times the pleasure – We’re speaking in tongues again.
Blonde ambition – I’ll take affection wherever I find it.
Blonde Suki and the maid – Subliminal messages are really my thing.
Professional jealousy – The chain of command can sometimes be a little loose and confusing.
The new maid – We kept on the other maid as well, by the way.
My story – Yes, the new maid became my new girlfriend pretty quickly.
Shooting Suki – Unfortunately she didn’t last long.
Doggy passion – Well, one has to move on, doesn’t one? Those of you who have read my novel “The Pussy Pendulum” will realise that Kieran Fox was the last person I wanted to run into.
The most delicious pussy in the world – After a lot of hassle I managed to shake off Kieran and Gypsy was just the right person to revive me.
Fill that hole – No one can rim me better than Gypsy.
I’m a celebrity – And I just gotta get out of here.
Saving up for the back of this dress – This always was my best angle.
Still gasping for it – Tired but happy – the way a pussy should be!