I feel naked without make-up – Now that my make-up is on I think that is more than enough of a cover-up.

Serving suggestion – It’s written in the sand so you have to.

The brace position – I never did complete my air-hostess training. Sand all gone, so you can fuck away.

A thorough clean-out – Now I’m completely ready. Not allergic to Domestos, are you?

Oh, stick it in me – Thank goodness I’ve been well greased.

Bull’s eye – You meet all sorts in this job.

More sex, please – Sofa so good!

Just how I like it – I’m your prisoner, honey. Do what you want with me.

Home on the range – Well, I did give you carte blanche, didn’t I?

Fountain of Youth – Yes, it is practically neat vodka, honey. Drink up.

Fucking myself – I do love a mirror at crucial times like this.

Smack the pussy – Such a bad pussy! As chief attribute of a slapper it deserves a good slap.

Totally submissive – I hope this will not hurt too much.

Unpack me – I’m too naughty for words but I’ll be even naughtier if you release me into the wild.

See you tonight, honey – My boyfriend doesn’t trust me to be faithful while he’s out at work. I wonder why.

I get the point – Cupid he ain’t, but I hope he’s aiming for the cunt on my right.

I get a kick out of you – Wearing a small vibrator inside me all day sure helps with my kung fu, although that’s not the main reason I wear it.

I’m so excited – It doesn’t take much to have me wet and dripping over my girlfriend.

Pool fun – Champagne and a hottie by the pool – who’s complaining? Not me!

The Juice of Joy – Ummhh! Joy tastes so good.

Doll face – I love it when a passing butterfly matches my dress.

A quick flash – For anyone missing my tits.

Mexican madness – I’ll pick a bunch for my sweetheart.

Where did my dress sense go? – I need to get out of these clothes before I go colour-blind.

A little squirt – Hit by a sudden wave and I can do nothing but pee.

Water babe – In sea like this I can sparkle again.

Dry humping – No water yet I’m soon wet.

Please, sir – He seems like a good teacher.

Riding side-saddle – It would appear to be working.

Things are looking up – It’s true. You never look back with black.