A walk in the park – Just taking my leopards for their constitutional.
Ramming it home – He sure knows how to emphasise a point.
Tongue is ready – Now where can I find a clitty?
Drink aware – I’m always aware that I’m drinking. The bottle is the clue.
Hello there – She’s on the tip of my tongue.
Cute cunt – Oooh! I fancy them!
Sleeping beauty – I’m obviously expecting somebody.
A clean breast of it – This is what tits are for.
Shower kiss – So sweet!
An intimate shower – Happy tits, happy lips.
Exercise – Can’t wait to get in the gym (for a coffee).
Heavy breathing – Good muscle control.
Pulling together – Hair can make a statement.
The Athlete and the Tramp – He’s wearing more than me!
A pleasurable afternoon – Sometimes you just have to give in to pleasure.
See cock, suck cock – This is a good motto for any party girl.
On my knees – Yes, I am an acknowledged expert. I get so much practice.
A first class hooker – This suck was a freebee.
Another triumphant blow-job – Why should he be the only one to get any enjoyment?
Hard as a rock – He might as well use it while it works.
On the house – Aren’t I the generous one? Totally selfless me.
Market forces – Some people take cosplay to extremes, don’t they?
Suki sucks – What is it with me and male genitalia, eh?
My lord and master – Who does he think he is?
Fucked by Anonymous – Just another client to me.
A solid citizen – What a plonker!
A hard man is easy to please – Of course, I have to do all the work.
Any position you like – I’m his totally flexible friend.
A gem in bed – Sweat and cum make writhing easy.
Why me? – Some clients just like to keep me waiting!