Flawless make-up – Could this be the mould for the new Suki doll? It’s as near to perfection as I reckon we’re going to get.
Figure hugging – These jeans just have to be painted on, don’t they? But they’re not.
Orgasmic model – It looks as though every time the cameras flash I come.
I’m red hot tonight – I seem to be bursting out of this dress in my eagerness to get laid.
Sexy underwear – This flimsy garment will not be staying on for long so I’d better take a memento.
Here to entertain you – We hope you love us as much as we love each other.
Always the bridesmaid – Pretty soon I’m going to stage a wedding event where I’m the bride. That’s without actually getting married for real, you understand.
Auntie Susan steps in – So, a wedding planner I ain’t. However, at least I got fucked in the end as well as fucked over earlier.
A black male dominates me – I so deserve this and I would deserve it even more if he fucked me against the wall too.
No arrest for the wicked – If I must flirt with a cop I suppose I deserve what comes my way.
A promise is a promise – Of course, I knew right away which was the real Zorro but it was such fun checking out all the possibilities.
The dildo test – Background research is so important when you’re dating someone who is well-endowed.
That is a pussy – Well, I’ve astonished the kitten but I may have farted too.
Did I shoot the Sheriff? – I’m just glad he recovered so quickly. Restorative justice thanks to my tits.
The perfect maid – Pleasing both my Master and my Mistress leaves me a happy bunny.
Relief road – A by-pass makes sure everything flows smoothly. I may need one of those “Danger of flooding” signs though.
Bursting for a drink – When there’s no other way you just have to improvise.
Going for the record – Reminds me of that fountain in Geneva. Certainly a personal best.
It isn’t raining men – They send me on these missions out of spite. I’m sure of it.
Hands off the merchandise – This guy Luke is quaking because this is Dubai and he doesn’t want to lose his cool.
Follow that camel – It seems I’ve been captured by the Arabs again. When will I learn not to play in the sand?
Suki is a temptation – All protocols aside this guy needs to lighten up.
A simple plan – I love it when a plan comes together. I think the monkey did recognise me from a previous visit when he snogged me.
All in a day’s work – It’s always best when you do what comes naturally.
With feel-around and audio description – The sex industry caters for all types. Oh, yes, it does.
Venus in Venice – Of course, the waiter needed no further persuading. They’re not all gay, you know.
My dreams are so vivid – I remember every detail of this one as I was, of course, awake the entire time. Sometimes a guy needs taking down a peg or two.
In search of a man – I don’t know why she’s bothering. She can’t have him.
He’s not that rich – I hate courtrooms and it’s not helped by the fact that most of the judges and lawyers have been my clients.
Getting stuck in – This guy took things a bit farther than I was comfortable with.
Diverse thinking – It’s true. Men and women have different brains and our minds work differently. You can never be one hundred per cent certain what is going on in a particular man’s head.
Beach etiquette – You’re best to hide things out in the open for sure.
Carry on camping – Trust me to have my pussy licked by a complete stranger.
An embarrassing moment – Serves me right for wearing my work clothes for an ordinary evening out with my boyfriend.