Wet Suki – Whoops! I seem to have got scrunched up. The medical profession refer to it as “tight ass syndrome.”
Tits are no risk – When it comes to coverings one must get one’s priorities right.
On-Street kissing – No, we’d never met before. It just felt appropriate.
Fits me like a glove – I’ve been poured into this outfit. I’m just worried it may solidify any second.
Anal desires – I wasn’t expecting her to make straight for my asshole when we greeted each other.
Flight of the teens – It’s great that one can rely on one’s friends in times of crisis. In this case a crisis of international proportions.
Open wide, open often – It’s OK, people. I was yawning. I don’t do mouth exercises really. Well, maybe only occasionally.
Helping to ease the pressure – Not so much an old wives’ tale as an old husbands’ tale, I reckon.
Suki’s dress is off-the-body – So, I have a weakness for tall men and minimalist clothing.
Suki is flexible – Yes, I can do all the sexual positions, me.
Suki gets hammered – Unfortunately Thor wasn’t there but fortunately they realised pretty quick I wasn’t a virgin. So they just fucked me. No sacrifice required.
Suki, undercover cop – My FBI career didn’t last long. I certainly didn’t squeal on any of my fellow students, although I did pick up a few handy tips.
Massage therapy – It’s almost like passing the baton in a relay race. Let’s hope neither of us drops it.
Suki surrenders to sex – The guy doesn’t know it yet but he’s about to take part in my favourite leisure pursuit – bisexual threesome sex.
Suki’s secret – Don’t tell anyone about this nude beach where I go swimming. Deal?
Golden beach girl – It’s alright to tell people about this location, if you know it.
In-flight service – You wouldn’t expect anything less when you land at Space Port.
For the breast view – There’s talk of my bosom being listed among the local tourist attractions.
Have I got news for you? – Maybe that’s one of the rumours I started.
Wounded knee – I like a guy who can outsmart me, except when it causes blood loss.
So many Sukis to choose from – Spot the real ME, if you can.
New batteries in my vibrator – Once inserted it can go for hours.
I need an armed guard when I paint – These self-portraits can be tricky buggers. Capturing my essence could prove elusive.
I use a broad brush – For the finer details.
It’s a watercolour – Applying the finishing touches.
Suki’s new client – I love dealing with first-timers. I bet his imagination is running riot.
Does my pussy please you? – A rhetorical question, if ever there was one.
Getting closer – Rubbing my whole body against his young flesh is turning me on too.
Tasty cunt – A little artificial sweetener to add to my natural flavouring.
All over massage – He deserves the full Suki treatment.
Put your cock into me – Five little words that mean so much.
Happy end – Or perhaps not!