Pink drink – It all happens on the beach. Motorboat anyone?
When it comes to sex – It’s always nice to have an audience, even a preoccupied one.
Patient care – Cute guy. He may just get that date.
Love being in the nude – There’s nothing like sending out all the right signals when on a date and being naked is certainly an ice-breaker.
Hospital after-care – Is this really happening or is it a dream?
Is Ginger dead? – Weighing up all the facts, you decide.
The maid with the most – This is the kind of hotel maid service every lone traveller hopes for but never gets.
The hotel room jackpot – A blowjob from Suki is a thing of beauty.
Phone sex – At least I came which was the object of the exercise for me.
Fire your love juice into me – I gave him all the compliments and encouragement I could but, although he shot his load into me, I remained unsatisfied on this occasion.
Speed writer – Sexual descriptions come to me quick and easy these days.
Hot tub action – Well, he did have a lot of spunk to deposit in my throbbing cunt but I seriously doubt that the tub would have overflowed if he’d let fly in the water.
Just a quickie – Some secretaries are so good that they cannot be adequately replaced by a temp. His must be an angel.
Secretarial duties – I know all about how to please a boss, having been a secretary myself.
A quick fuck – I’ll go the extra mile for the right client.
Suki will change your life – I can take you from boyhood to manhood in one easy step.
The older generation – And if you want to recapture your youth the same journey can take place in reverse.
Suki meets a need – I’m not just a good Samaritan. He still did have to pay me.
Pinch an inch – Some old gents have a lot of life left in them, it seems.
A tongue lashing – An expert at work and for once I don’t mean me.
Sucking Sabu – What an arrogant little shit! If it had not been for the huge monetary reward I would have bitten his balls off.
Revenge will be mine – I intend to teach the bastard a lesson. See if I don’t!
Safe and secure – I just have to ensure that I cover my back when taking revenge. I wouldn’t want it traced back to me.
Treasure trove – A little nest egg for Gypsy and me in our old age.
The real treasure – Forget the pension fund. I know the real value of a loving friendship.
Dog grooming – While Gypsy eases out the kinks, I plan ahead for future sexual conquests.
Who wants to fuck me first? – This is a Suki ultimatum. My dog training patience is exhausted.
A win-win for both parties – This hound is clearly a decision-maker type. I’m liking his attitude.
Get in line for Suki – Sometimes I’m so busy I don’t know where to turn.
Caught in the act – Of course, the policewoman was next. I needed comforting after my “ordeal,” didn’t I?
I had your brother for breakfast – I don’t think this pig fully understood what I was saying about his brother. He fucked me anyway so there were some hard feelings.
Suki in the Sahara – I had at least one thing in common with this dromedary. We both had Camel’s toe.
Playing in the sand – The heat and the sand and the huge dick. It was just like being on holiday in Ibiza.
“Must-have” cock – And we’re back to the threesomes. What an ongoing adventure real life is!