Limey – I would kill for this dress.
It’s a cover-up – We’re being coy today.
I’m gunning for you – I have a bullet with your name on it, Magnum 44.
Jumping on the boss – Fuck office politics! Fuck me!
Intimidation – OK, I get your point, buster.
Arrested development – No chains can hold me.
Sinking feeling – Fuck off! I just want to wash my hands in peace.
Chew me – He has taken it to the next level.
I want my rights – I drive a hard bargain.
Suki gets a helping hand – She’s started work on my anus already!
Plot a new course – Penzance here I come.
Suki’s pirate adventure – Her chest is my treasure and vice versa.
My heroine – Captain Redminge is at my service.
I’m hers – The Captain lays a proprietary hand on my rump.
My pirate lover – I’m the primitive and sensual one in this relationship.
Living the dream on Pussy Pendulum Island – I’m fully conversant with all the pirate lingo, me.
Bubble bath time – Bathing in Champagne we’re pirates of the Caribbean.
The wench be mine ‘arr, ‘arr! – Now I’m the Captain and it’s Red’s turn to play the savage native girl.
Bodyguards – No one gets aboard this millionaire’s yacht without permission. Am I right, girls?
Always obey the teacher – I swear I didn’t write that note but I’ll defend the right of anyone who acts on the instruction to do so.
Sitting pretty – I’ll have to do something about this erection.
Ejaculation training – A cock ring can work wonders.
Getting the point – Whatever she’s doing back there seems to be effective
No pussy today – If it got up there by itself it can get down by itself too.
Suki fails to excite – What a stand-offish Mexican!
Soft-hearted Suki – I’m far too kind to my sex slaves, I reckon.
Fuck models – Once a vandal, always a vandal! As long as he buys me new clothes I’ll not complain.
After dinner entertainment – It was spontaneous but the hostess didn’t seem to mind.
As sub as it gets – I will obey you, Master.
He’s rubbing my magic lamp – Does he have to hold it right there?
Having a ball – For some reason I feel right at home here.
My ideal evening – It really doesn’t get any better than this.