Funky waitress – No, I didn’t forget to put on a dress again and this pint is not for me. It’s nude waitressing at its finest.
Table service – I may have something for you on draught, guys.
Bottle of beer – Can’t tempt you?
I took the blows – He should change the name of the restaurant before all his waitresses quit.
Suki, sex slave par excellence – Of course, I knew what I was there for but the clients like it better when I play the innocent.
Hey, waiter – One way to attract attention and it’s effective. I’ve tried it many times!
Media interest – True story.
Not as big as I thought – Men always exaggerate, don’t they?
All’s fair – You can’t beat me when I’m on my game.
Censored tits – I get a shock before 9pm.
An old friend – It’s always great to catch up with (fuck)buddies from the past.
The sax is good – I think I blew when I should have sucked.
Work, work, work! – Earning a crust has always been my top priority.
The nutcracker suite – Girl power is everywhere.
Shakes of a plane – I was only pretending to sleep in an effort to put him off. The turbulence definitely helped though.
Purple patch – My favourite position with my go-to bitch.
More purple – We’re versatile if nothing else.
Clits together – Works for me!
Making waves – The view from the taps to the bottom.
Fly me to the moon – Or just bow down and worship me.
Assassin – He obviously has a creed and is pursuing it.
Cum in my mouth – I hope this is unleaded, honey.
Show me the ropes – It’s those pesky pirates again.
Sex Slaves R Us – Clearly they foresaw us coming.
Change of attire – Making us feel sexy helped a little, I guess.
A gag every minute – Sexual high jinks in the middle of everyday normality.
Sex and drugs – This could be the beginning of a long-term relationship.
Long-term relationship – How right I was!
Suki and the Arabs – These guys knew how to play it rough.
Terror cell – A trifle big-headed of him to state that.
Arabs are coming – Seems reasonable to me.
Tradesman’s entrance – My back door is always open for business.