Suki brings home the bacon – No, of course I didn’t slaughter him. What kind of monster do you think I am? Anyway, I couldn’t get any eggs and I tried for ages.
A little bit of business – Kerb-crawling is not dead. Wanna party, honey?
A nude act – Amazing! Some people aren’t even pretending to draw us.
Making an impression – I seem to have captured the office manager’s attention.
In a trance – Never date a professional hypnotist. You don’t know where you are or what you’re doing half the time.
Playgirl Suki – I feel a deep affinity for rabbits. I’m using one now.
Game of Thrones – It looks as if I’ve impressed my potential co-star anyway.
Getting to know you – Can you spot me?
Young Suki – Which of us is the All-American girl?
Cool teens – I was aiming for geeky with a hint of cool when in my teenage years a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Serenading Suki – Careful you don’t fall, honey.
Running the gauntlet – I wonder why all these men are after me!
Desktop Suki – I’m not opening my legs for him just yet. He’ll have to earn it.
You’ve got the job – Well, I do come highly qualified.
Some cleaner! – As a mistress/secretary to a married man one does have to be versatile.
An apple for Suki – It won’t keep me at bay, you know.
Zip code – A wardrobe malfunction at just the wrong time.
A good book – It has to be a sexy one like “The Pussy Pendulum.”
Famous five – Look out! She’s pinching one of my fries!
Private dancer – Just checking to see if I can keep this dress legal.
Suki, the writer – Actually, I usually write completely naked.
The Devil’s own – I’m right in there along with those pesky blondes.
Suki’s choice – I may have chosen too hastily here. Well, it was dark in the nightclub where we met.
Vampire Suki – Fortunately, my alter ego can handle any situation.
Heady potion – I’ve got the power of the Djinn and Tonic behind me.
Witchcraft – I’m also an honorary witch, so no worries all round.
Feeling shelf-ish – The Romance section of the library has always been a danger zone for me for some reason.
Blonde on top – All oiled up and nowhere to go, I’m glad to say.
Frig yourself for me, honey – I love to see a smile on people’s faces.
My slave – A few whacks with the riding crop will soon put the smile back on his face.