I’m grooming him – My horse and I are very close. I feel his power surge between my legs even when I’m not riding him.
I love horse meat – It’s more often the case that he’s riding me.
Woah, boy! – And he’s rather good at it.
Suki sucks with glee – There is no shortage of cum.
Horses for courses – I need the practice to keep me up to speed.
Daily llama – Yes, I guess you could say that I’ll fuck anything.
I will breastfeed you – Do you know the zip code, sweetie?
Wanna pet? – I’m the perfect bitch.
Spotted dick – One good turn deserves another.
Good boy – He really appreciates doggy fashion and so do I.
Hi, honey – This guy is no use to me now.
Suki loves Scooby – I guess it must be mutual.
He’s a fake – Just as well I found out in time before he got the stake.
The bear necessities – Probably my toughest assignment. They told me he was a Chicago Bear.
The Revenant 2 – To be fair he was an attentive lover.
A great rug – It’s probably the fur that does it for me. A perfect shag.
Time for my afternoon lap – She does give good head. I wonder what he’s going to do with that pole.
Kissing Red – We’ve found ourselves a cosy corner.
A Christmas present – If you’re in a good elf what more do you need?
Firing home – He came to put out a fire and stayed to stir my embers.
Sofa so good – I love to be dominated in a squashing type scenario.
The way I like it – This is good too.
What a miss! – It has to go somewhere, I suppose, but not up my nose.
Suki in the middle – They weren’t that colour going in!
The outdoor life – OK, I get it. You’re rugged.
We like trucking – We’ll have no truck with the likes of him in the future.
Big blow – My Mom actually believes that her new anti-Covid mask invention will work!
Living the dream – Now what?
Guess we’re the floorshow – There’s being submissive and then there’s this!