Suki is a dancer and a fighter – Guess which one I’m doing now.
She fucks too – Definitely a clearer message being sent here.
Cock ready – I’m gagging for it as usual.
Sukitep can be a Goddess – I bet you Pharaoh moans any second.
Suki saves Sukitep – We get off with them, they get off with us. Win, win!
Whatever happened to nice Captain Pugwash? – Must have been a parallel universe, I guess. Isn’t that always the way!
When in Rome – Same situation, different era. Damn cosplayers to hell!
Best deals – Any money the blondes will be bought first.
Sold to a blonde – Oooh! I do not mind belonging to her.
Slave of the Day – Yes, I am a real bargain and I’ll do anything to get out of this fucking chair.
Car wash girls – It’s always fun when you’re naked with two blondes and water is involved.
New security guard – Safety measures have been stepped up after a few nasty incidents at the brothel. He's always firing off.
Red light zone – Misunderstandings can sometimes occur.
Down the hatch – If you’ve had a few drinks too many, anything can happen.
You and Who’s army – After the sunbed incident at the salon the staff wouldn’t believe I might take revenge.
So long, suckers – Come to think of it, most men have an element of octopus about them.
Octopus Prime – Bad time for a swim, I reckon.
Purple suits you – I have a dress exactly that colour.
In the pink – He’s only being playful, they said. Well, he can fuck them then!
Another sucker – This guy is determined to have Geisha for dinner.
Octopussy – It’s a new experience for me and I shouldn’t complain.
Filling Suki – Well, if I have eight kids at least they’ll be good swimmers.
A unique experiment – I could develop a taste for octopus, especially one as fresh as this.
At the hair and beauty salon – The new stylists are really skilled at pampering.
Snogging the parrot – They’re all sweet-talkers and I’m just a pushover for feathers.
Daddy’s home – Only one thing to do here – be submissive.
Old Showerhand – How wonderful! He’s protective of me.
Gorilla training – This George Clooney look-alike and his girlfriend were too much of a temptation for me to resist.
Hi, honey – You’ve got lovely teeth and a great personality, I hope.
King Dong – So big apes prefer anal too.
Monkey sore – Nurse Suki to the rescue.
Monkey whore – See! He’s feeling better already.
Tranny Gorilla – There’ll be no argument from me.
Hands up – Who wants to finger me?
Sand spit – I’m making a break for freedom. Oh, no! Not in slow motion, guys!