Blow me – Hello, sailor! A life on the ocean waves. I can taste the brine on my lips or maybe that was the Skipper.
Beside the sea – Some day my dolphin will come. I can feel it deep inside.
Suki counts her cash – Sometimes just touching it is enough. As long as I know it’s there when I need it.
Women only, honey – This is not a cheap way to get your hands on me.
Sex on a bar stool – This is the only tip the barman wanted. Who am I to argue?
Tramp on a tram – The carriage was empty so I could give free rein to my exhibitionism.
Night worker – I might as well be, judging by the number of times the boss has me work late.
Floating employee – He insisted I conform to the aquatic puns by wearing a swimsuit.
Hoping for a dance – I will definitely get around to all the regulars eventually.
A spontaneous act – No, I’m not a stripogram or the cabaret. I just fancied being fucked by this guy in the pub.
I’m worthy of an academic study – It’s nice to be able to confess one’s sins in a non-judgemental environment and to be a case study for future students of psychiatry as well.
Obvious assets – He’s referring to my bank balance, I think.
Cash up front – I also take card payments these days, folks.
Women should be like coffee – I think I fulfil all his criteria plus I’ll keep him up all night and I’m fair trade.
The joys of a sex worker – How right he is, but I also have to wake up looking like this!
Off limits – Ever get the feeling your boyfriend doesn’t entirely trust you?
Arabian (k)night – He’s not being kinky. He does this to get the sand out of my pussy. It does get everywhere, you know.
Harem mammaries – A lot of lounging about eating grapes mostly.
Suki is a Goddess – You pay for a hand job, then that’s what you get, buster.
Caught with a good line – I still don’t know how he got my necklace over my head so fast and without leaving a scratch.
A net gain – If I keep practising on this guy I’ll get it right when it really matters.
Consumer survey – I don’t mind answering a researcher’s questions about my bathroom regime but how the fuck did he get in?
Parting the bazookas – When you’re having a tit à tit talk it’s not nice to be interrupted, even by alcohol.
A civilised merger – When two separate companies come together it doesn’t always work out as well as this merger seems to have done.
Working my passage – I guess there’s a price to pay when you travel for free on a luxury yacht.
A quick dip – I enjoyed it so much the first time I keep coming back for more.
Keeping the crew happy – The miles we covered were certainly nautical but nice too.
The first mate – He was only the first of many.
Only the best for the Captain – He had me on his table every night.
Joining the jetski set – The yacht’s owner got most of my attention on the voyage.