Beach bum – I must spend half my life on the beach and the other two thirds fucking! Sun, sea and sex are all addictive whereas the study of mathematics is not.
Snorkel Suki – Ahh! I have the sea all to myself.
Pool babe – Yes, I do like to make an impression in the bar.
Suki is Australian for sex – Meet Sydney, my PR manager, who praises me to the skies.
Missing in action – You haven’t lived until you’ve been grabbed by the Gondoliers, so I’m told.
There’s a reward for helping me – Can I make the message any clearer, guys?
The new revival method – I will soon bring him round.
The world of good – Shit! He’s shagged out again!
Which pussy to choose? – I think I chose the right one.
I know what you like – This seems to be working.
Naked blade – Ill met by moonlight. This table is reserved, honey.
Blonde portal – Ooohh! This parallel world looks intriguing.
Cum is so nutritional – Though I prefer to drink it through a penis.
Blonde fun – I do not want to be disturbed while I’m occupied with my breasts.
A blonde in Rio – I seem to have strayed off the tourist track and stumbled into the wrong area.
Bye, honey – I can’t gaze into another world forever. I have a planet to rule.
Suki loves to sin – I’m in see-cock/want-cock mode again.
The direct approach – This seems to work best for me.
Tickle her more – A cute blonde will make a nice change.
Naked with you – Her pussy is so glad to receive my fingers.
A little partner swap – Variety is the spice of life, isn’t it?
Green means go – An illuminated anus – there’s a novelty!
Course correction needed – It needs to go in out of the hot sun.
A cunt that talks – It says it’s even hotter than the sun.
Consider me impaled – This bouncy castle has a sting in the tail.
I’m keen – Do you blame me?