Boobies – Photoshop? I’ll just leave you guessing, honeybears!
Cool bum – I am a cheeky girl, aren’t I?
Just checking – It’s there alright!
Bathroom quickie – A girl can’t even brush her teeth without being interrupted.
Making me smile – He just has that effect on me.
Valentine’s Day surprise – Well, for a start, not wearing any panties!
Just because he has a massive cock – A big cock isn’t everything but it sure does help the decision-making process.
Awkward moment – I think we’re actually all for it, not just Blondie.
Rough knight – Looks like the usual suspects will be on the lash again.
Bad date – It’s when they start tearing off your clothes and try to bite your neck that you begin to doubt your choices.
Anyone for quidditch? – I do qualify to represent Ireland.
Ass of redhead – It was a good choice to order Dish of the Day. Just the right ingredients for a nice spell.
A safe bet – Yes, Gypsy has borrowed one of my dresses for this scene.
Runners and riders – This could be the beginning of a stable relationship.
A boost before the race – She wouldn’t be a girl-pony if she were not into S & M.
Fine as you are – He didn’t think I needed a costume. My day wear would do just fine.
Trainees – I’ll have these girls trained as sex slaves in no time.
Mechanical mayhem – Well, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into!
Some consolation – Kind of him to give us a buzz while we were waiting.
Big dick – He’s certainly ready to get down to business. No need for foreplay.
A connoisseuse of cocks – I’m warming to the task already.
A realistic prospect? – This guy isn’t very good at judging distances.
Multiple entry – I don’t want to become a casualty of the space race.
A vacuum pump – The trick is to think of nothing and hope it doesn’t come out of the back of your skull!
Meeting my fans – I suppose I overwhelm some people!
Busy at both ends – I see myself very much as the raison d’être for cocks. Where would they be without me?
Juice me – The elixir of life positively squirts into me.
You can’t say no to Prince Char – Thank fuck it’s not me the Prince wants to marry.
A virtual experience – I have enough to do keeping his minions happy.
Thinking of Mongo – A toast to me and Ming’s fondness for fancy costumes.
This was all they had left at the pound – I guess he sparkles like me but there the similarity with my new pet ends.
She’s keen – I came as a special delivery but I’m very reluctant to stay. Note the Postal Service taking the usual care with their packages.
I’m head over heels – But not in love.
No escape – It’s like she just parachuted in and got a soft landing.
You can never have enough cushions – We really don’t like each other, do we?
Rugby practice – After she’d convinced me to join the Palace Rugby Club we practised for hours on her tackling.
It’s on autopilot – Either that or I’ve just ejected the warp core.