Those bedroom eyes – Perfecting that little girl look is never easy.
Reading for pleasure – Sex with a good book is hard to beat.
The cavalry is coming – We have to believe that the apes and the elephants are on our side.
Keeping it in the family – I don’t care who sticks it into me as long as somebody does.
Tanning takes precedence – Anal is nowhere near the top of my list of things to do.
Grave goings-on – I just had to give him the chance to prove to his late Mama that he’s not gay. I’m sure she would have thanked me.
Gluten free spanking – The healthy way to sado-masochism.
Hotel bedrooms – Next door is always more interesting than the adult channel.
Other distractions – At least I’m playing a small part in her sex life.
One of the perks of management – I just knew his lordship would blame me for any breakages.
Total transformation – Yes, I can look very different when I put my mind into it.
Surrendering to Suki – With only two of us on the island he had to give in to me eventually.
Pussy got the cream – Of course, dressing to impress has to include the car, honey.
Perfect picture – I’m at my blondest when I’m blonde.
Home tuition – Learning by doing is often the best way.
The Sex Mechanic – I wanna be screwed not unscrewed by a nut job.
Hobnobs for the hookers – We love to tease hotel staff.
Commando lesson – Guys are sometimes only helpful up to a point.
No sperm, no sex – I think he’s got the completely wrong end of the stick.
Pleasing the client – It’s fun to role-play when the client gets into the spirit of the thing.
Waking the dead – When she comes she screams even louder than I do.
Hair today – And I thought I was the one doing all the exhausting work.
His first day – Being a cameraman can have its trials too.
Boop-oopi-doop – Always give the impression that you’re in complete control of the situation.