She’s the boss – Not everyone appreciates being sexually harassed in the workplace but I do. Can you blame me when my boss is a hot blonde like this?
Passion corner – Sometimes I want to climb all over my boss and devour her.
Stand and deliver – Getting to grips with co-workers is a practised art.
So much love – Visitors and company reps should always be welcomed with open arms.
Kissing at gunpoint – Make your enemies your friends by showing them a little affection.
We have you covered – At least she’s my friend now and as well as guns the guys have hard-ons.
A break in service – Even the best waitresses occasionally need to take a break in the powder-room.
Getting excited – It’s difficult to keep one’s cool on a first date sometimes.
Someone has come between us – I don’t know where they came from but just let’s carry on as if they’re not there.
Kissing on the bounce – She might as well get satisfaction at both ends.
Lift me up – I guess I always wanted to be a mountaineer which is why I have developed the climbing instinct.
Make my day, punk – I think she intends to do just that.
Being sexy on the sofa – Sealing the deal with a kiss.
Seeing Red – Touching tongues for good luck – so sweet!
A long, slow screw – Back against the wall on this one.
Kisses galore – To me, to you!
Smooch sisterhood – I’m up for it!
Squashed – I’ll hold on tight to you, honey.
A tasty teen – I love her ass.
Being neighbourly – Your ass is mine, neighbour.
Better than gardening – Plant one on me, honey.
Danish delight – Does the big red cross mean she’s been vaccinated?
Super kiss – Chin up, cheerleader. You’ve pulled.
Let’s lez – Our faces melt into one.
Waiting for the floor show – These tiles are so cool on my back and this redhead is so cool on my front too.
Bite me – My lips are yours to play with, honey, but I want them both back in one piece.
Determined kiss – I don’t say no to people who have got a sword. Not ever.
One mouth meld – I reckon we’ve come to an understanding.