Getting excited – When I get horny (which is most of the time) I just have to touch myself and strip off. Do you know that feeling?
Time to get naked – My thong slips off real easy when I’m in the mood to party.
Panties off – Almost there! I guess I should lie back and savour the moment before things get unsavoury.
Chic pose – Enjoying the view? I just love to show off what I’ve got. Hope you have a touch screen.
What next? – Should I play with myself some more? Just how naughty do you want me to get? I was born to be a naughty girl.
Pray for inspiration – This is a nice view of my pussy. As you can see, it’s welcoming. I’m just praying for someone nice to fill it.
Prime twat squat – My twat’s been shaven. Did I do a good job?
Table top pose – This is me being kinda shy. See, I can act real well when I put my mind to it.
Taking a breather – Modelling is much harder work than you think, especially if the photographer insists on stopping every five minutes to shag me.
Like me like this? – So I’m a one-tit-wonder in this shot. I’m still feeling just as horny though.
Me sexy – Pity you can’t see how wet my pussy is right now. Maybe you can imagine it from the look on my face.
Me funny – Only kidding! I’m really thinking about sucking cock – an impossibly large one preferably.
You like ass? – Here’s a close-up of my anus. It really loves being licked but then you know that already if you’ve read my book.
Ass open to offer – Any wagging tongues out there will be gratefully received – male or female, it doesn’t matter as long as they can move.
Maybe cunt better – If you prefer pussy to ass that’s cool. As long as I’ve got cock inside me I’m happy.
Hot on table – The buffet is served, people. Tuck in all at once if you want to. This girl wants to be fucked.
Pussy and anus for you – Just a little reminder of what’s on the table.
Very good pussy – You won’t find more accommodating genitalia this side of the Hudson. Or the other side, come to think of it. Please just fuck me.
Special place for cock and tongue – Or fingers and dildos if you prefer. I’m open for all kinds of sexual experience as you already know from “The Pussy Pendulum.”