Suki Jensen-Ramirez
Suki Jensen-Ramirez

Pussy Pendulums

Premier Chalet, Pussy Pendulum Island – This top of the range accommodation includes the traditional up-market pussy pendulum at the entrance.

De-luxe Chalet, Pussy Pendulum Island – This middle range chalet also features quality pussy right at your front door. The upside-down position is an increasingly popular option.

Basic Chalet, Pussy Pendulum Island – The bottom of the range brick accommodation comes with equally fine pussy at the main entrance.

Pussy pendula – A variety of extras are available on request to bring the best out of every pussy.

Cross purposes – Dotted at regular intervals across the Island these “Emergency Pussies” can prove a life-saver in a crisis.

Duo – The Premier Chalets come equipped with an indoor duo hanging here at the ready both in normal and upside-down versions.

Common interest – Guests on Pussy Pendulum Island often prefer the team approach to customer service. The pussies themselves are frequently fans of this type of service.

Close connection – By working together pussies gradually build up an understanding and a rapport which many guests appreciate.

Light relief – There’s always the opportunity for a snack even at peak periods for the Island’s pussies.

Nun training – Among the specialist range of the activities on the Island is the ever-popular nun training. Skilled monks are there to make sure the prospective nun gets the proper initiation.

Hanging around – No need for boredom on the Island. You can always head down to the “Y.”

Amateur gynaecologist – All types of special interest are catered for on Pussy Pendulum Island. There is much to probe and explore with a pussy always to hand throughout your stay.

A mouthful – Guests are encouraged to interact with staff on every occasion and a nibble between meals is always a good idea.

Big Mike – Pleasure is the guiding principle on the Island and Entertainments Manager Big Mike and his team know how to make the most out of every situation.

Swinging into action – If action is on your wish-list you’ll get plenty of it on Pussy Pendulum Island. Late into the evening and there’s still plenty to do in the fun rooms.

Suspended animation – Island staff will take your breath away as you join the pussies on the exciting ropes course. Hope you have a head for heights.

Fucking machine – Meanwhile in the gym a full range of equipment is at your disposal with pussies well-trained in its use.

Steak Diane – Expert chef Bruno makes sure only the choicest cuts are prepared for gourmet guests in the Island’s eateries. Munch till Dawn comes if that’s your desire.

Electrifying – In the most hygienic conditions tasty preparations are cooked to perfection in their own juices.

Foiled – The Island’s cold storage has a wealth of pre-cooked delicacies available at a moment’s notice.

Going for a “Y” – Each Pussy Pendulum is expertly trained. They all know how to shape up or be shipped out.

Strapped for cash – Here the Island’s media team interview a pussy to gather material for a promotional video.

Larder check – Head of Island Security Adolf makes sure all is well in the main storage warehouse.

High maintenance – The Island’s pussies are maintained to the highest standards. Note the perfect manicure of prime pussy Eleva Tors.

Interview – Another pussy gets ready to be interviewed for the video by our media man Gary. It must be cold outside, eh, Gary?

Hooked – “Ooohhh, that tickles,” says this hot pussy.

Ladder of excess – So it can be unlucky to walk under a ladder after all. What were the chances, eh?

Stretched – You will be, by the unique holiday experience that is Pussy Pendulum Island.

Smile for the camera – Are you looking forward to your next visit already?

Ready for delivery – No need to miss out in the meantime. Why not take away your favourite pussy packed and ready to collect in a jiffy?

Feeling rock bottom – There’s no need to, with your very own Island souvenir – individually wrapped with own security tag. Also available mail order.

Suspense thriller – This super-de-luxe pussy is not available in the shops. Get yours today direct from Pussy Pendulum Island Enterprises only.

Really up for it – Here’s one satisfied customer who has installed the upside-down model in his garage at home. That’s one happy pussy, I’m guessing.

Strung out – “Y” does she do it, you’re asking?

In the shed – Could it be a sudden rush of blood to the head?

Hang time – Or is it just a feature of modern culture where hanging around is viewed as spending quality time?

Growing wild – Maybe some people just get a kick out of posing. She definitely does.

Free at last – Strange but true – former pussy pendulums just can’t shake the habit even when all their restraints have been removed. It must be addictive. Who would have suspected?

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