Suki Jensen-Ramirez
Suki Jensen-Ramirez

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Eating pussy is probably the second best thing you can do (the first best thing is having someone munch on your pussy). Start the day by feasting on as much pussy as is available and it will set you up for the day ahead better than any Full English Breakfast. If you see a queue of would-be munchers forming for your own pussy it might be wise to adopt a ticketing system with numbers called forward in strict order. This may stop a riot.

Pussy Snorkel – To become the ultimate dive master/mistress you’ll need one of these. Pussy Snorkel will help you get to the core of the pussy without the risk of suffocation.

Checkpoint 3 – Make sure your target pussy is free from all barriers and encumbrances. If it’s buried in sand you’ll need to dig it out before commencing. Just clear enough to give you easy access to the immediate pussy area.

Cosy I am – At this point it’s important to state which pussy we’re actually referring to. No matter how cosy and accommodating a pussy of the cat family may seem be warned such pussies may well be Jedi knights in disguise. This is not the pussy you’re looking for.

No resemblance – A close inspection will reveal that the pussy you are seeking is quite different. In fact, most modern pussies these days have no hairy bits at all.

Blonde pussy – Your target pussy’s owner may pretend to be a pussy in her own right but this will just confuse you. Don’t let yourself be distracted. Keep focused on the immediate pussy area and ignore the rest, even if it wants to talk.

Locked pussy – It’s not often you come up against a locked pussy like this one. What a big pendulum it has! Unless you’re given a key it’s best to avoid this type of pussy.

Hole in one – This pussy is already well used to playing a variety of games, not least pitch and putt. Be careful not to swallow any balls if you get stuck into this one.

Find the pussy – Here a helpful sign has been installed to guide you to the correct location. Always obey traffic signals just as you would on the public highway.

Pussy on the beach – This pair of pussies is getting some exercise. Note the proprietary and strategic holding of hands. It’s probably best to let them get on with it.

Submissive pussy – You may be lucky enough to encounter a submissive pussy. Take full advantage while the going is good.

Fuck me, Master – This “Slave Pussy” is a tempting treat. Just make sure that you can satisfy it though as slaves can turn into dominas pretty fast.

Park or ride pussy – Sometimes you may not be sure whether a pussy wants to be ridden or left alone. If the owner is being submissive, the best course of action would be to mount her. If, however, she is asleep, it might be advisable to let her continue.

Clean pussy – It’s hard to beat a sparkling fresh pussy early in the morning. This one looks like it has slept well.

How not to eat pussy – Don’t do what this guy’s planning for his Chinese take-away. Forget about cutlery and dive straight in head first.

Pussyeating right – This is “How you chew me” says Chinese girl.

Tongue that pussy – Lick your target pussy with everything you’ve got. Savour its unique flavours and, whatever you do, don’t stop.

Drowning in love – Choose your pussy-licking location carefully. This can be classified as living dangerously. Where is your snorkel, girl?

Lounger love – Kiss that pussy and suck that clit. She knows what she’s doing.

Pussy licker – She looks like a professional and she’s using her finger for added impact. Go for it!

Pussy worship – Yes, it’s a recognised religion and tax deductible – hence the magnificent holiday location. Pussy be praised!

Piss take – Is she waiting to catch pee in that cup? Munch on that pussy, babe, before it dances off into the night.

Two fingered salute – When your mouth is busy elsewhere, don’t neglect that pussy. A firm fingering will tide it over until your lips return.

A probing question – Examine that pussy carefully to discover how best to please it.

Wide screen – This one looks content, but I’ll bet it’s inviting even more attention from all those present.

Blushing brides – If cunt-chewing leaves you red-faced, don’t worry. Happy smiling pussies are the result.

Expectant pussy – This pussy is on the look-out for some action. It’s primed and ready.

Pierced pussy – Something’s on fire! Can it be a smouldering hot pussy is the cause?

Hammock pussy – Another contented-looking pussy with its owner at peace with the world. Any passing lickers will be welcomed.

Fuck the car – This pussy looks desperate for a ride. Perhaps that wing-mirror might oblige you, love.

Water pussy – A hot pussy needs coolant and what better way to cool down than soaking in clear blue water.

Underwater pussy – The Great Barrier Reef holds many treasures including some excellent Aussie pussy, it seems. Don’t worry, dear, a dolphin will be along in a minute.

Pussy up a tree – You may have to climb to new heights to reach this up-market pussy. She’ll probably start throwing coconuts at you, but persevere and there could be another satisfied pussy lying on the beach in no time.

Perfect pussy – Each pussy has its own unique character and attributes but this one somehow seems just perfect.

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